Tuesday Teaser: Does Hair Have a Mind of Its Own?

Just when you thought a shower after work was a good idea, here I am to change your mind. For the third teaser of October, I'm hitting you with a snippet of my short story "Hair". It's part of Our Write Side's upcoming anthology, coming out next month. Get ready to squirm.

Excerpt from "Hair"


Monday morning

He leaned into his shower and turned the knobs for the hot and cold water, letting it run hard into the tub. As he straightened up, he saw another dark hair on the shower wall.

I need to have a talk with the cleaning lady, he said to himself sarcastically.

He peeled the new hair off the wall and tossed it into the trash. Then he reached for the knob to turn on the shower. Before he could lay his hand on the knob, however, a strangled gurgle came from the shower drain. Water backed up into the tub.

He scowled at it. “What the hell?” He cut off the water.

He stepped into the tub and peered down into the drain. He couldn’t see anything but blackness down there, so he grabbed a cotton swab and swirled it around in the drain. When he pulled it out of the drain, there was a tangle of long hairs wrapped around it. He angrily tossed the mess into the wastebasket. He turned the water back on again, almost burning his toes in his haste. But, still, the drain backed up.

He was going to be late for work.

“Let’s see how you like drain cleaner, fuckers,” he muttered as he marched out of the bathroom, toward the utility closet.


Tuesday evening

He stared at himself in the bathroom mirror. Was he thoughtless like his ex said?

What was he supposed to do? Stay with her when he didn’t care about her? The sex wasn’t good enough for that. No, better to cut her loose before she started asking about a ring or planning kids together.

Something wafted down from the ceiling and landed on his shoulder. It was another of her hairs. It curled around his shirt collar. Disgusted, he yanked it off and tossed it into the sink.

He looked up at the bathroom ceiling. There were two more partially stuck to the ceiling. How in the hell did they even get up there?!



Want to get the shudder-inducing end? Look for "Hair" in Our Write Side's upcoming anthology. Subscribe to their newsletter or my mailing list to get updates on when it will be available for purchase.